>Este Memorando fue enviado por una empresa > norteamericana a todos > >sus empleados de habla hispana... > > > >Due to your specialty in Spanish language, I'm > sending it to you hoping > >you enjoy and learn from it.
> >To: All Spanish Employees
> >Several visitors to our office have brought to our > attention that our > >Spanish-speaking employees commonly use offensive > language. Such > >behavior,in addition to violating firm practices, > is highly > >unprofessional,offensive both to visitors and > employees, and will not be > >tolerated. Therefore, we have decided to > implement a series of rules in > >our office and would expect them to be applied. It > is expected that All > >employees immediately adhere to these rules:
> >1- Words like coño, carajo and other such > expressions will not be used > >for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion > may get.
> >2- Non important matters should not be addressed > to as pendejadas.
> >3- You will not say la cagó when someone makes a > mistake, or se cagó en su > >madre if you see someone being reprimended. All > forms and derivatives of > >the word cagar are inappropriate in > our environment.
> >4- Lack of determination will not be referred to > as falta de cojones or > >mariconerias, nor will a person with lack of > initiative be referred to as > >pendejo, mamao or come mierda.
> >5- No Manager or Supervisor, under any > circumstances, will be referred to > >as hijo de puta, ese cabrón, or ese maricón.
> >6- When a good proposal is presented, the term > esta de pinga must not be > >used.
> >7- Unusual or creative brainstorming meetings will > not be referred to as > >pajas mentales.
> >8- Do not say como jode if a person is persistent, > or se jodio if somebody > >is going through a difficult situation. > Furthermore, you must not say que > >jodienda, or esto está del coño when matters > become complicated in your > >line of work.
> >9- When asking someone to leave you alone, you > should not say vete pa'l > >carajo, nor will you substitute: ¿què carajo > quieres? for "may I help > >you?"
> >10- When leaving the office, using the term me voy > pa'l carajo is not > >proper.
> >11- When any office equipment fails, it must be > reported as "it broke > >down",not se descojonó, or se jodió la mierda esta.
> >12-Last but not least, after reading this > memomorandum, please do not say > >" me voy a limpiar el culo con esto". Just keep it > clean and file properly.
> >Thanks you for your cooperation
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